Forgot to hook up the doll

Executing a complicated plan, only to realize an important component was omitted, leading to complete failure or unintended consequences

Gary and Wyatt planned to make homemade biscuits for breakfast, but they forgot to hook up the doll and ended up making crackers instead.

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Sarah Catherine Hook

A rather pretty vampire, some would say an absolute 10.

Super nice, but would 100% bite you if she gets unbearably hungry, especially after he first kill.

She is suuuch a Sarah Catherine Hook. Absolute stunner.

by QueenB7 June 18, 2022

j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

by 1hank1 March 17, 2007

red hook

small town that i miss a shitload in upstate new york

i want to go back to red hook

by totallylostasusual January 5, 2005

Grassroots Law of Hook-up Potential

If there's grass in the field, play ball

Since the girl had bush, the pink was all mine

by Dan March 4, 2003

four-finger-twiddle-hook

Noun- The sticking of four fingers in the anus, twiddle them, and hook the anus.

Verb- To four-finger-twiddle-hook someone.

Ouch! My butthole is bleeding after that four-finger-twiddle-hook.

by Z12345678912345678910 May 23, 2007

Orbital Fish Hook

The orbital fish hook is a predecessor to the normal fish hook used on your girl while having sex. Since the jaw is soft, pliable, and bound to tear eventually. You hook your finger inside the orbital bone of the eye to make sure you have a proper hold during coitus. If the jaw rips she is scarred forever but the orbital bone will stand the test of time.

My girl and I were doing it doggy style last night and right as I started banging her real hard I reached up and obtained the orbital fish hook... it was a little uncomfortable at first but after she saw the beauty of not having to worrying about her jaw ripping she really dug it.

by Tribaltattoo0573 April 29, 2009