halo hands

A series of unsightly abrasions to the hands and wrists as a result of frequent contact with a hard surface such as a wall or floor. Commonly found in people with short tempers or Halo 3.

Bob: "Dammit dude I died again!!" (smashes ground)

Jimmy: "You should really learn to control your temper: your hand's lookin pretty bad"

Bob: "Yup, the doc says I got halo hands and theres no known cure... Now shut the fuck up and let me play!" (dies again)

Bob: (Towards tv monitor) "You fucking faggot, I was arguing with this deuche sitting next to me!!!"(pounds tv monitor)CRUNCH!!!!....

Bob: Oh fuck, I broke the tv. I've really gotta get some help for this."

by MR. AWESOME!!! March 17, 2008

Ghetto Handsfree

It is when you see a person from the ghetto who puts their cellphones between the bandanna, headband or hijab and their ears, so they don't have to hold the cellphone with their hands, but cannot afford a regular headset/handsfree.

Look at that chick dawg, she has a ghetto handsfree.

by Osiris_god December 1, 2009

xbox hands

When your hands sweat like a bitch playing modern warfare 2, or any really intense game, leaving the controller feeling wet. Noticed especially during a social session of modern warfare 2 where the controller is passed, as well as many bowls, to the next person after each match.

Jesus fagtron 3000 let me get you a towel or something. I know you were tryin to finish off 150 headshots with the FAL, but come on give us a courtesy dry every couple minutes. christ xbox hands over here

by dwreck3000 April 30, 2010

Happy Handstand

Inhale marijuana , hold it, do a handstand, exhale after 5 seconds. Some people are unable to perform a handstand without the help of a wall or a friend. Happy handstands can be done with alcohol or drugs. For maximum highness inhale the cannabis while doing the handstand.

Duuude!, I just did a Happy Handstand. I'm so blown!! You have to try it!

by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010

California Handshake

When a young woman corners you in a mexican restaurant and demands that you grab her breasts. Alcohol is usually involved.

Dude, I was just chilling at Rigos and a girl gave me a California Handshake then offered me a beer.

by dstigs April 28, 2011

brown handshake

When you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.

"Wow James, you were in the bathroom for a while. Did you just do a brown handshake?"

by Mr Smoothy November 7, 2012

poopy hands

The act of pooping and not washing your hands before leaving the restroom, then rubbing your hands on another persons face while announcing that you indeed have poopy hands. Usually immediately followed by the antagonist singing the poopy hands song.

Adam: Hey Grant, guess what?
Grant: What?
Adam: gently caresses Grant's face I just went to the restroom and I have poopy hands! Oh you love poopy hands, poopy hands on your face.

by gmoney422 May 20, 2016