Freddie Shower

When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.

Lewis: ‘What is taking you so long?’
Freddie: ‘Sorry, I ended up having a Freddie Shower’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

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Freddie

Fatest guy ever trust.

Ugh that guys such a Freddie

by kjewrgoi13eg November 10, 2025

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Freddy Cheeseballs

Child pred

That gym teacher is definitely a Freddy cheeseballs

by Poeoele November 13, 2025

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Freddy is the boy you fall for when your young the one you never forget . Hazel eyes that glitter in the sun and and melt your heart. He’s the one that got away but you never stop loving and hope he comes back everyday. He’s the one that’s always there allways smiling. Freddy’s short blond hair ruffles in the wind and his smile unlocks somthing in you. You left Freddy one day but know he will get back to you. Freddy is your sparkle princess and short king who allways gives the best and most thoughtful gifts. Freddy loves cars but not more then he loved you. Freddy jokes about the way you spell “juts” but really it makes him laugh. Freddy is the one who never judges you for forgetting. Freddy is the only one you will ever truly love.

I love my Freddy

by Missyouevery_day November 21, 2025

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