Florida Jail Cell

Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.

Sally: "I have to shit."

Molly: "There's no toilet around."

Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"

Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."

by Da Ryzzer November 22, 2011

university of west florida

The place that grade A students drop their acceptances to West Point in order to follow their guinea pig eating girl friend whose had terrible names like Nutella, Oobaldina, Fudwaga, and usually have a generic Mexican last name

Kyle gave up West Point to go to University of west Florida

by JTLawson April 20, 2017

Florida Gator's Blanket

An area on and/or under which one can perform sexual intercourse or other sexual acts.

Nick and Emilie fucked on the Florida Gator's Blanket.

by ealexandra December 31, 2008

Florida

There's three things you'll find in Florida: golf, old people, and bad weather.

Florida should be called "Hell with Humidity".

by the cold hard bitch August 4, 2012

klaus floride

Klaus floride was the bassist in the dead kennedy's in 1985. his real name is geoffrey lylall. When jello decided to creat his band he was the second one in. now 16 years later dead kennedy's has reunited. but idioticly trials about jello by the rest of the band have excluded him.

"I can never hear klaus on the bass"

by pilar May 13, 2005

florida

the southern version of California, except with crazier weather and less interesting people.

florida is like california but california is still the best!

by JonnyXYZ December 30, 2008

Florida OR Germany

The decision on which place Arnold Schqatxasadasdjdneggar should stay in - home country Germany or the governated Florida.

"Flawreeda or Shermany..." - Arnold

by Arnold Schwa' December 6, 2003