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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
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Erosion bird, aka Luh Calm Fit

Recent meme in tiktok consisting of a white, bird like creature with series of images and short videos supposedly depicting a never before seen series of a giant bird
Have you seen that meme, Erosion Bird, aka Luh Calm Fit??

Yeah dude its mad funny
by fetasalaatti666 October 5, 2023
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A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97
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And its only $12.95 if its used
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The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
by anonymous May 2, 2023
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Fit

Sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, attractive, hot af (as fuck), would definitely smash lol
Lily Starfire is fit af, she's the personification of a wet dream and I wish she'd dm me to hook up 😉
by DmMeToHookUp October 11, 2025
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Keep fit

To be ahead everytime or to be the coolest
I'll always keep fit n makin' new hit but this stuff is offbeat (The Lyric from Night Shot, by rapper Deala)
by Deala1 April 1, 2021
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head doesn't fit my body

The feeling after a heavy night partying and drinking when you first awake with the hangover from hell.
I feel as rough as a bears ass and my head doesn't fit my body
by Lee Pea Pod November 10, 2015
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