Fast Food

Food that runs AFAFP.

talking spheroid (1): hey can i get some fast food
talking cuboid (2): okay man
fast food:"runs away" YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2: aw freak

by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023

Ohio fast and the drunk

When are from Ohio or in having sex and you want to drink. You put the bottle in the asshole and you drink from the other end.

Hey Lula do you want to do the Ohio fast and the drunk sex move and drink.

by Knight102001 December 19, 2022

Matt’s Fasting

Restraining from carbohydrate foods for an extended period of time following a period of excessive carb loads. During this period of Matt’s fasting one will only eat increased amounts of protein rich foods while abstaining from all carbs.

This is often associated with the religion of fitness and should be practiced only by those who seek to be fit

While seeking to cut the fluff from his body and also continue to experience muscular gains Matt explained to Mel the practice of Matt’s Fasting and all of its amazing possibilities for the mind, body and soul 🙌🏽

by Thatguytho1789 June 12, 2022

Fast And The Furious

A hyperactive/high person on coffee/chocolate/chocolate milk/alcohol/drugs with a furious libido/sex drive.

Person: Settle down, man how many chocolates or drinks have you had. You seem "Fast"! So hyperactive that I can't keep up with!

Hyperactive person: Yeah I feel "Fast".

Person: Furious as well?

Hyperactive person: What do you mean?

Person: How high is your libido, right now?

Hyperactive person: Very high.

Person: well there you go, your "furious", "Fast and The Furious".

by Fair Care - Care Fair :) May 30, 2016

Fast Banana

The act of consuming a banana as fast as possible in the hopes to impress friends or a love interest

Man, that new girl at the gym is so sexy, if I show her the fast banana she’ll definitely like me!

by BananaEnjoyer69 July 19, 2024

Better to be Fast and Wrong

Saying attributed to renowned quizzer "Curtains" Circa 2019 "Better to be fast and wrong, then slow and right" Applies to speed quizzing app.

M: "Guys, its better to be Slow and Right"
C: "No! Better to be Fast and Wrong!"

by Ah Gambon September 20, 2023

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021