Fast Track

The vagina of an astronaut.

The vagina of an astronaut if a Fast Track.

by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020

fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Better to be Fast and Wrong

Saying attributed to renowned quizzer "Curtains" Circa 2019 "Better to be fast and wrong, then slow and right" Applies to speed quizzing app.

M: "Guys, its better to be Slow and Right"
C: "No! Better to be Fast and Wrong!"

by Ah Gambon September 20, 2023

FAST IS MET

It means done deal babe

Listening one time my little mate... I saw the cash and fast is met ..

by Tommy Ross August 10, 2025

fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth October 21, 2008

fast food long

when you go to get a quick bite to eat and for some reason your order takes forever

person 1: god damn its been 15 minutes and all i ordered was a burger

Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese

Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long

by lil steezy January 14, 2010