im the best ever

a person thats better than everyone that is in his area

david goggins: im the best ever

random dude: yes, yes you are

by theydontknowmeson June 1, 2023

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

coolest bf ever in the world

my bf eric he’s so cool and handsome n amazing n i wanna have kids with him

eric rlly is the coolest bf ever in the world

by eric’s girlfriend ❤️❤️ June 22, 2023

silliest person ever in the world ever

patches

“patches is the silliest person ever in the world ever”
“real asf”

by seoula June 28, 2023

Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?

Usually used when referring to an individual that has more than one sexual partners or when encouraging someone to have multiple sexual partners

"Beatrice is dating Connor and David at the same time", said Amanda
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany

by Marshi_mellowie February 28, 2023

I never ever said that

A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter

How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that

by 3dworld52 March 3, 2023

Roblox is the worst game ever made

One of the most true statements ever made .

did you ever hear of Roblox? Yes Roblox is the worst game ever made.

by Robloxhater March 13, 2023