Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024
Get the Wealth & Income Financial Engineermug. I'm like Fumez the engineer
by Certifiedexeh August 11, 2023
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Get the rusty steam enginemug. by martcraft June 6, 2018
Get the best senior engineer in the worldmug. When a dude is four inches in you, and you are four inches in a dude so no matter what direction you move, somethings going some where
by JimBobBrowning June 13, 2025
Get the Four Stroke Enginemug. Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
by Engineer Gaming Tf2 March 8, 2021
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~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman
~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman
by Vl.ok November 3, 2017
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