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Dirty Elise

When A guy sticks his balls in his grandma, grabs a shotgun, then blows his dick, and his grandma's head off.
"My grandson is going to give me a dirty Elise tonight!"
by Big balled buster December 23, 2023
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Dirty Elyssa

When you cum in your women’s ear and I drips into her eyes so she can’t hear or see. Then you punch her in the throat forcing her mouth open so you can shove your penis to the back of her throat and choke her out. Killing her.
I gave my ball and chain and Dirty Elyssa last light.
by 8461947 March 6, 2024
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Anything Else Podcast

A podcast hosted by dancantstream/Dan, and co-hosted by streamer Destiny, the podcast is simply two good friends talking about current events in politics, philosophy, and various random topics. The two typically will make humorous jabs at each other as well as friendly insults that can sometimes be very edgy which makes the podcast entertaining to any viewer that is knowledgeable of Destiny and Dan's relationship.
It's called the "Anything Else Podcast" because of a phrase commonly used by Destiny when conversing with somebody when the conversation seems to have dried up to offer the person to change the topic or to end the conversation there.
by ItzSpark July 2, 2024
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Everyone else's fault

I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.
Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2024
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Dirty Elise

A lovely big busty woman who has brown curly hair and green eyes, likes all holes filled, the mouth, the arse, the pussy, sometimes the ears. Her gaping pussy makes it very easy to get in and out of, the canal so deep it can fit several men inside, or dildos. It can get dripping wet that you'll think you're going on a water slide. She loves the kinky shit, most of BDSM, she'll get down on her knees for a whipping, she's a very naughty girl and has a praise kink and will practically do anything for you. Want to shut her up, just stuff her mouth with that fat dick. She can go pounding all night long and will beg you to make her squirt. She won't stay with anyone who doesn't know how to pleasure her, but she's a very dirty girl so will anything, all the man is required to do is make her orgasm and squirt. Bend her over and shove it in her arse and go to town with her she will love that.
Oh look it',s Dirty Elise which means she will do anything sexually for you.
by ThisIsForYouBabyCheeks August 21, 2024
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What else

Hmmm...
Hym "What else did I say? I said I would stab a kid, that I would kill and kill and I would not stop, I said I would give AOC a slap and would bang, I said I would walk Taylor Swift around on a leash if I had a fat cock, I said I would lock some goth chick in a tower, I said I would do a DC sniper, I said I would drive over children and or mothers walking their babies in strollers, I said I would nuke Israel because I'm tired of hearing about it and LOOK WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE THEY ARE ACTIVELY DOING A GENOCIDE! I said I would buy a loft with my AI money, I said I would kill Elon's kids and re-breed his baby-mommas, I said I would fuck Jordan Peterson's daughter because she's a filthy slut, I'd cut of the retard's face and wear it as my face, fuck a tranny, I would collab with Lady Gaga as GooGoo Man (which I kind of did) and no you can't give her producer my money to get me to surrender, I said I would cure cancer and then throw away the cure (or was that Lex Luthor OR was the Lex Luthor based on me?), I said I would have bad sex with Destiny's wife who might actually be MY wife and he might be a literal rapist who's on the loose so either imprison and/or kill him, Ummm... Bend Megyn Kelly over a horse and give her a spanking, murder a child and kill myself if I don't get credit and payment for creating that AI just there, Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.... I'm sure there's more but none of that is going to matter if I don't get that credit and or money."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
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if-else merchant

A joking or mildly insulting way to describe a programmer who relies heavily on long chains of if / else statements instead of using better programming structures.
This codebase was clearly written by an if-else merchant — it’s just nested conditionals all the way down.
by ŠibucaNiggi November 5, 2025
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