The Elyse Effect or known as 'E-squared'
The situation in which females of the name Elyse have you so confused/frustrated, that you are unable to sleep at all for long periods of time.
Haywood: Hey bro, you ok? You didn't seem to get any sleep last night.

You: Yeah, I'm good. Just the Elyse Effect kept me up. It's worst thing ever hope it doesn't happen to you.

Haywood: man all you have to do is flirt to convert

You: yeah man but I'm as slow as bread when it comes to getting over somone.
by AnonymousTurtle January 18, 2015
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