Electrician

The sort of guy that you consider calling because their fridge magnet has like 20 percent off, then they arrive on time but you lose the magnet. Then he charges you extra.

Customer:Hi, I lost my fridge magnet but would like to get a discount.
Businessman:No magnet, no discount. Sorry.
Customer:But it wasn’t my fault! The electrician who came to my house charged me extra! I DEMAND A REFUND!

Businessman: But he fixed it, didn’t he? So if you want a refund, we’ll come over and restore it back to how it was before. Goodbye!
Customer(sighs): I hate my fridge magnets.

by hissingcobra January 16, 2024

Electric Bog

Unlike a regular bog, an electric bog goes bzzzt. The phrase “Electric Bog” is typically used as a substitute for words: often those similar to, or rhyming with “Bog”, however this is not always the case. Electric bogs are primarily found within online global chat rooms and are closely associated with any electrical sounds. Specifically “bzzzt”.

“We are the Electric Bog. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

“Honey, I shrunk the Electric Bog”
“Friends call me Electric Bog Miser. Whatever I touch goes -bzzzt- in my clutch. Hah! I’m too much.”

by Oldgreyback January 17, 2024

electric porpoise

"Electric porpoise" (noun): Slang terminology used to describe the act of leaving work or responsibilities early to engage in leisure activities, typically involving socializing, entertainment, or relaxation. The term implies a sense of excitement or thrill akin to the energetic and playful nature of a porpoise, suggesting a spontaneous and enjoyable departure from routine obligations.

Example:

"Hey, wanna electric porpoise and grab some drinks? Let’s head out for an early lunch. I heard there's a new rooftop bar downtown we should check out!"

by Zeebirdman February 9, 2024

Electric fence

When one fingers someone’s anus and vagina through a barrier like a blanket or a towel

Give me the electric fence with a nice blanket

by Yung weej May 12, 2024

electrician goes last

Guys when I say electrician goes last, I mean that the ***WIRE is pulled last*** but the terminations such as receptacles and the switch boxes and light housings can be installing.

Electrician goes last Before hanging drywall/sheetrock/plywood (all electrical have to be done except the finals as fixtures/ outlets/switches etc.)

by 9.1 Walter May 21, 2024

electric spliff

vaping a thc weed cart at the same time as a nicotine vape

Amelia is getting totally baked and buzzed at the same time while ripping the electric spliff

by NewOrleansStrangler May 30, 2024

Electric Lychee

When you are having an orgasm during threesome and one of the other people shoves lychee peels up your ass and electrocutes your ass making you shit batteries

She had an Electric Lychee and her ass was on fireeee

by BoredKumquat June 13, 2024