ding

to knee someone in the side of the leg effectivlly giving them a charlie horse

Fuck that asshole dinged me

by Cameron March 21, 2004

ding

Mostly from northeastern United States.

1.) Means thing, aka see: ting.

2.) Also, word used to describe a small dent in a car.

1.) Hey, did yooos see dat ding out dere, it was a UFO and Elvis was driving!

2.) Did your car get damaged much? No, it's just got a ding in it.

by spinxcat August 6, 2004

ding

ding is a word that u say when u see a cripple or something stupid happens

one time i went to apple bees and screamed ding at the ppl in there

by air-bear is me February 24, 2008

Ding Ma Line

get someone to ring you

1.Im Goingg Out Ding Ma Line
2.Okok Ill Ring Yhu Later

1.Im Going Out Ring Me
2.Okay Ill Ring Yhu

by Kayteh'Bubsz :] May 23, 2008

ding, ding

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.

1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)

by TrickerTim December 18, 2008

Ding

A breaded and fried turd, shaped like a boneless buffalo wing, coated in hot or barbecue sauce, so as to trick the eater into thinking it was chicken.

(cook at a restaurant) "that lady was such a bitch, i'm gonna cook her up a nice hot ding."

(second cook) "hell, i gotta dump too, let's just make it a full plate!"

by dingmaster January 12, 2010

ding dangger

the pinnacle of an amazing experience that needs to be expressed. like hitting a nitrous balloon, when your brain is hitting a freighter (metaphorically), and you suddenly have a mindful of blinky toys.

Guy 1:"How was that whip-it bra, fuckin titties or what?"

Guy 2:"It was a fuckin ding dangger, B"

by Dayrock January 1, 2011