by Wint July 9, 2003
Get the deadbeat dad mug.An unrestricted friend who chooses not to be a regular or supportive fixture in lives of people they call friends; a friend who is MIA for long periods of time then shows up and acts like nothing has happened to interrupt the normal flow of the friendship.
Sandra and I had coffee the other day after not communicating with each other for seven months. She picked the conversation like we had only gone a week without talking. She is such a deadbeat friend.
by hoppy scotched July 4, 2008
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1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?
A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.
2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.
OR
A. Take your foot off it's head.
3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?
A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.
A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.
2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.
OR
A. Take your foot off it's head.
3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?
A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.
by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010
Get the dead babies mug.by Hunnit Grand July 19, 2009
Get the dead blowin mines mug.A term refering to American paper currency. Cash. Can be used to discuss $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 bills. Used because most American bills have deceased former U.S. Presidents on the front. Usually used on "the streets" by african americans doing buisness.
Yo man these oakleys are gonna cost ya 56 dead presidents.
Alright dude now how many dead presidents do I owe you for these?
Alright dude now how many dead presidents do I owe you for these?
by Winger September 1, 2005
Get the Dead Presidents mug.A kindly kinship. A tightly knit though loosely organized group of elders who did and do look after my best interests. All share a common love for the music of Jerry Garcia.
"Hey now, do you have a place to be?
"......Uh...I am looking for my friends but I think they left me here.... I don't know how to get out of here or where to go. They have all my money and the car keys and all....."
"No worries. Come on into our bus, my wife is making Bananna/Spirulina smoothies and cornbread. We have a camping permit as we are vendors. We have an extra pull-out bed you can sleep on tonight and you can find your friends tomorrow".
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"......Uh...I am looking for my friends but I think they left me here.... I don't know how to get out of here or where to go. They have all my money and the car keys and all....."
"No worries. Come on into our bus, my wife is making Bananna/Spirulina smoothies and cornbread. We have a camping permit as we are vendors. We have an extra pull-out bed you can sleep on tonight and you can find your friends tomorrow".
".......That is really nice of you. Thank you. Am glad to find Grateful Dead family.
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