pulling a david

When a guy goes on a date and puts his arm around the outside of a girl underneath her arm and fondles her boob.

Dude, he went on the date with her last night, and she caught him "pulling a david"! And she loved it!

by captainunderpants1991 February 28, 2011

On King David

On god; be for real

Mrs. Miller is the goofiest teacher, On King David!

by Ara665 September 6, 2022

david bowie

1) Enlightenment.
2) God.
3) Divinity.
4) Aladdin Sane.
5) Ziggy Stardust.
6) Major Tom.

"The excitement of David Bowie!"

by klynn March 28, 2004

David Luiz

A player who doesn’t know how to defend and doesn’t know how not to get red cards

Bro you just let the goal in you pulled a David Luiz

by X-Mansoor June 17, 2020

A Craig David

(Or more aptly, 'Doing A Craig David') A situation arises from which you need to distance yourself from; i.e. 'walking away'.

I have troubles in my life, so I'm doing a Craig David

by theslaughterhouseblog October 30, 2017

david machine

A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.

Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.

by tennesseeford September 28, 2020

David wood

A true hero, former atheist turned Christian that isn’t afraid to expose Islam and it’s facade “religion of peace”

David wood is the greatest to have ever happened

David wood > most Christian apologists

by Gibbygeo February 11, 2022