Donkey Ex Girlfriend

Also known as Jimmy's favorite word, a donkey ex girlfriend is a reference to someones ex girlfriend that is a total bitch. When you are fighting with them, have one of your friends say, "Tell her shes a donkey ex girlfriend". Additionally, it is Jerry's surname and a fun way to make people angry by use of repetition.

Steven: Becca, tell her she's a donkey ex girlfriend!

Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"

Jimmy: Stop saying that!

Jerry: I am pink.

Donkey Ex Girlfriend by Aardvark Ex Boyfriend February 1, 2009

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Donkey Punch

It seems most people get overly creative in attempting to imagine what could be meant by a sexual act entitled the "donkey punch". It's incredibly simple, while using judicious amounts of lubrication a balled fist is forced into the anus. This resembles punching the ass of the recipient although saying ass punch is more literal and less comical than the synonym donkey punch.

She told us about this freak who wanted her to fist his ass. We were horrified to hear that she donkey punched him to the elbow.

Donkey Punch by RealDealBobbySpiel March 26, 2009