cupcake eater

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".
person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"
by telamons chicken hat April 07, 2024
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baby cupcake

something a ginger singer/songwriter named chase goehring calls people now idk
"Don't knock it till you try it baby cupcake"
by Insert Names Here December 28, 2014
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Milf cupcake

A badass chick. One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Incredible green eyes, and legs that don’t stop. She has a great sense of humor, is always willing to laugh with y
You should get yourself a milf cupcake, you’ll have the time of your life
by Fireside-94 September 28, 2022
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Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.
My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.
by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019
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community cupcake

-A girl that has had sex with 2 or more guys in your friend group.

-A hoe for a certain group of guys that are friends
"That girl trinity is a community cupcake, she's banged at least 2 of the guys we hang with"
by ShortSniper June 08, 2017
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Cupcake Nigga

When your round friend isn't living up to your expectations.
"You da biggest boi in dis joint, man. You should be destroying all deez posers, but you ain't nothing but a cupcake nigga."
by Gert August 05, 2017
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Vanilla Cupcake

Code for wanting to have sex but keeping it suddle, generally asked when there are to many people around say say it directly
A guy and a girl were hitting it off at a bar with their friends. The guy asks "Hey, do you want a vanilla cupcake? " The girl says "Sure." Then they leave the bar together.
by bu11seye456 June 04, 2018
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