by Rin-dog April 5, 2011
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An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.
Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.
From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.
Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.
From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!
Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?
Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.
Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?
Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.
Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
Get the Cry-ometer mug.Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"
by HannerBananers July 11, 2010
Get the roller coaster crying mug.Person1: Can you watch my baby?
You: Sure!!
*Person1 goes away*
--Baby starts crying--
*Person1 comes back*
Person1: What are you doing?! You! You! Cry-O-Maniac!
You: Sure!!
*Person1 goes away*
--Baby starts crying--
*Person1 comes back*
Person1: What are you doing?! You! You! Cry-O-Maniac!
by AndresQuioxote March 30, 2009
Get the Cry-O-Maniac mug.by Julio Annandale August 2, 2008
Get the Cry paper mug.To pout because of insult or ridicule. One cries da Poostah after having been demoralized or put down by someone or something dear to them.
"Dan cries da Poostah when he is teased in Government class."
"Im'a cry da Poostah."
Tommy sat silently in the dark on the couch holding his head in his hands. His girlfriend had just left him because he is a pussy. He quietly whimpered, "........poostah...."
"Im'a cry da Poostah."
Tommy sat silently in the dark on the couch holding his head in his hands. His girlfriend had just left him because he is a pussy. He quietly whimpered, "........poostah...."
by The Chevy Rides On December 22, 2008
Get the Cry da Poostah mug.happens when someone is playing a game and gets pwned very badly and starts making excuses as to why he got his ass handed to him
by AdarMalik January 2, 2009
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