Crusty Earmuffs

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.

A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!

by PetesMom February 9, 2013

Crusty

A thirsty boy who has participated in a loving wank with his right hand resulting in a sticky mess which is then not washed off for at least 2 days

That girl made him crusty, he be crusting over her all night long

by Lady red January 6, 2014

crusty

A dirty person with a dog who took the rebellion thing a little too seriously.

Their hobbies typically include: freight train hopping, dumpster diving, asking you for money, and smoking crack.

See that junkie in the Amebix shirt with the incredibly large backpack? He's what we like to call a crusty. He probably ran away from home because his parents wanted him to go to college.

by fhihihug January 20, 2014

Crusty

When somthin is crusty it is dry and flaky

spice:Gabs your face is crusty

Gabs : let me get my vasaline
spice: dat aint goin to help...

by Main_Sidechick March 4, 2014

crusty ray charles

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.

John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?

Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.

by Fishlipss May 11, 2014

crusty crown

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

Crusty

Entirely ratchet in every sense of the word. Someone who is absolutely disgusting and whom you would not touch with a ten foot pole. Avoid crusty strangers with douchey selfies.
Always negative connotation unless used to describe pizza.

Josiah is a crusty hoe.
"Wow, look at that crusty piece of pizza!"

by Ratchethoe420 August 27, 2014