Nazi Cow

A cow at a jewish Farm School that has a swastika spray painted on its side.

"dude joel i just saw a nazi cow! the people that spray-painted it on the cow are such vagineers!"

by HiddenUnicorn May 4, 2009

sled cow

Typically, a female who is considered slutty, but is unworthy of being desireable.

"Genine is such a sled cow."

by Devanshi February 10, 2005

angry cow

While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)

I gave my wife an angry cow this morning. She screamed so loud she woke the baby!

by Too tall May 26, 2014

Barbitious cow

Salty, or acitic. A loving, fun, close friend or person whom your has amused or anoyied you, or caused you fustation with but still love to death.

"hes such a barbitious cow...!"

by Jessica Schum October 17, 2008

hootie cows

Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.

Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.

by Sybil4 November 1, 2006

Henry the cow

The deceased cow owned by TommyInnit. Death: 4/2/2020

Person 1: Do you miss henry the cow

Person 2: No lol

by Ackhimer April 3, 2021

Skinny Cow

A man who takes more than he gives. He is stingy and a withholding man who could potentially just not have it to give. More often, he just enjoys being cheap. He is often a greedy man who intends on taking more than he gives to a woman. He’s crafty and manipulative for someone who has nothing to offer.

Wow! Jelani and Scott are such a skinny cow. Look at how they use women’s time and energy without it being on their dime.

by Ángel De Jade December 31, 2020