Red Cords

The term cords is the shortened form of Corduroy, from the french "Cord Du Roy" meaning Fabric of kings.

However, the French are renowned for their poor fashion sense, much like the Spackman, and therefore it's use in modern culture should be restricted to the following:
Nursing homes, Being buried in. (although most Kings would not even be seen dead in it.)

Corduroy is available in many colours. Generally the more bland the hue the more acceptable.(although still frowned upon in society)

Red cords are the ultimate fashion faux pas. FACT.

James: Myself is off to the races.
Rupert: James why are you wearing Red Cords? You Trouser Triangle! (whilst making the Internationally recognised Trouser Triangle symbol).
James: Go Kill Yourself
Luke: Banter Biter!

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

Triple Double Corkscrew

A phrase used to mess with someone; Used when you want to criticize someone's intelligence

Guy 1 "Hey, do you know what a Triple Double Corkscrew is?"

Guy 2 "Um, no..."

Guy 1 "What an idiot!"

by Mr Awesome1516 October 21, 2010

Cannibal Corpse

led by zero-talent frontman george 'corpsegrinder' fisher, who growls indecipherable tidbits of ignorance to the mindless audience. fisher is one of the pioneers of the 'windmill' style of head-banging. he took it from pete townshend of the who's windmill style of guitar strumming. the talent went down 'exponentially' when fisher did his headbanging. each time he moves his head up and down in that infamous quick fashion, it kills six of his worthless w.o.w. brain cells. he started iut with 167. he know has -2345676543. yes, that is negative. cannibal corpse also features pat o'brien and rob barret on guitar (that god-awful low-pitched rumble), alex webster on bass (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!), and paul mazurkiewicz on drums (double bass drumming only). they are members of the record label 'metal blade', which is a long-time stronghold for shitty "death-metal" bands.

alex needs to learn how to use the word "exponentially", and all of it's roots and outcroppings. cannibal corpse sucks, but they are funny to watch live, especially when you are stoned (which alex must also learn how to do/get). and boy, that corpsegrinder sure is funny when he goes on his ultra-ignorant rants regarding world of warcraft and growling (the proper way to growl and yell is 'from the diaphragm").

by liberalwizardtyler June 17, 2008

steaming corpse

A very cold Dead Body, releasing steam. Therefore, it must be... Steaming Corpse!
Ahh!
See: Kadaver, dead body, Nasty

I was clubbed so hard, that i became a steaming corpse, in seconds.

by Kurt June 7, 2004

corksucker

one who sucks a cork
or
something a huge ass licker who doesn't want to say curses says

That farging corksucker!

by J-DOPE January 15, 2003

corpse fiend

Some kind of village idiot. And scientist report that he is a homo ass kid.

Hey, Corpse Fiend likes when he is pushing from a behind!

by Lothar August 31, 2004

ACAB(all cops are bastards)

All Cops Are Bastards. It doesn’t mean all cops are bad, some cops are great. The “B” in ACAB means Bastards, not bad. Some cops genuinely want change, but are part of the unjust system, making them bastards. They know its wrong, but they don’t do shit to help. All cops are bastards.

ACAB(all cops are bastards) doesn’t mean that we think cops are bad, we think they’re bastards who don’t help people of color. That’s why it means all cops are bastards

by ScoutTheNonBinaryKid August 31, 2020