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Coon

Something people say is a commonly used racial slur but is only ever used in KKK documentarys

Example:

Jared:hey look that guy is black

KKK man: dirty coon....

KKK man gets beaten up for this and Jared uses his white hat as toilet paper.
by I wrote coon but I'm white lma September 30, 2020
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Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.
That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.
by chaivalla March 27, 2024
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Coon Cracker

A person of a minority background (specially of African American descent) who ignores their identity to believe in derogatory or prejudice beliefs against people of their race, mostly to secure a seat as one of the “good ones” when trying to fit into or be validated as a Republican.
Darnel and I used to be tight back in high school, we had always bonded over the news stories on the police incidents, but I checked out his insta feed and he’s become such a coon cracker thinking they want him to genuinely be there.
by LamePower January 27, 2025
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Coon

Used as a derogatory word in antiquity; has in modernity been used as a replacement for sycophant, a meaning for someone who is a kiss-ass, someone who encourages or advocates for a cause that is objectively and subjectively against their own well being in order to supplicate other people’s acceptance.
Despite knowing the policy would hurt people like him, the coon eagerly defended it to gain favor with his wealthy employers.
by Skibidiboppop March 9, 2025
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cooning hours

the time of night when it's acceptable, allowed and encouraged to "coon" or steal things. from 2:30 AM to 5:00 AM
I snagged a bunch of handles from fiji's house during cooning hours last night.
by boneboy24 April 19, 2018
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Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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Coon

a kid that is making more money than you
SOMEONE: YOU ARE A COON
ME: I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU
by Lejiboy March 2, 2022
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