coning

A naturopathic therapy involving insertion of hot wax in a bodily orifice.

Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."

Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".

by Dr. Conehead November 12, 2011

Colintastic

The Act In Which Your as Fantastic as Colin<3

Oh Dude that Was Like..So Colintastic
or Man your wayyy Colintastic

by Sammycakes September 17, 2008

Collin

A male who is sweet, really funny and generally happy.

He's really shy until he gets to know you.
He will fall in love with a girl who's name starts with "G"
Usually enrolled in many sports..

Girl 1: The new kid's super sweet & funny, but he's super shy!
Girl 2: Mhm...must be a Collin.

by jhjhjf July 18, 2011

collins

to take a shit on ones head.

you wanna collins me?"......."NO" "no you come over here and you take a shit on my head.

by stackattack January 8, 2011

colindian

A person who is half coloured, half Indian. The term, which is not in any way politically correct but is also not overly offensive, is used in South Africa.

Girl A: Oh my god, did you see that guy?
Girl B: Yeah, the colindian with a six pack?

by Mweya May 4, 2008

collinese

A form of communication (both written and oral) in which the user diverts from the intended topic of discussion as a means of avoiding committting themselves to a definite answer. This diversionary tactic is normally accompanied by misspellings and a very low standard of grammar designed to further confuse and infuriate the questioner.

" I asked him a simple question and 30 minutes later he was still talking collinese"

" He was asked for a straightforward 'yes or no' and replied with a 'nes' !!"

by Lord Sproston July 24, 2009

Colin Syndrome

When an older man becomes convinced younger males are called Colin. Further symptoms are enticing younger adults to sit on their lap.

Doctor (29 years): "I'm afraid you have Colin Syndrome Ken."

Ken (67 years): "That's bad new's, how will i cope colin?"

Doctor: "My names david sir, is there anything else i can do for you?"

Ken: "Could you sit on my Lap?"

by theblob556 August 31, 2010