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Super Serious Facebook Commentor

Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down
Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol

Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah

Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!
by Shizzy1980 February 22, 2011
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Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A group of girls with tiny tits.
Omg; Have you seen Amber, she’s gotta be part of the itty bitty titty committee!
by RainyRose April 28, 2020
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youtube 1 like equals 1... comments

the stupidest thing on earth, and people use it to get kids to give them likes
youtube 1 like equals 1... comments: noun:DURHHH 1 LIKE EQUALS 1 PRAYER YEAHHH BETTER LIKE FOR THIS IF U DONT U HAVE NO SOULD
kid: oh shit i better like right now!
any person above the age of fetus: 🤦
by annoyed person November 3, 2020
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Go commit die

A phrase used commonly in chats with profanity filters to bypass the sensors and tell people to kill themselves. This phrase is often more damaging to your sanity than actually being told to kill yourself.

What the other posts didn’t say was the memes origin.

Origin story:
About a couple years ago, I started saying “go commit die” to people I knew, as far as I know I was one of the first to use this phrase before it became a meta meme. I had never heard anyone say it before and neither had anyone I knew. Later, I started using it on discord, mainly in the server ‘SirSwags Scrub Hub’ and I unintentionally spread the meme on Reddit as well. At this point it was no longer ‘my thing’ it was then spread beyond my control and it’s originality was ruined. Nobody cared where it came from and there was no name attached to the creator.

I doubt I was the only one to ever think of this meme, but using it on a server with 14,000 people tends to spread things, if you asked them if I made it they would probably say I didn’t because of the lack of crediting ideas and the fact that the server is full of assholes. (that is one of the reasons I spend so much time there)

I also now know how it feels to make something that gets popular and get no credit for it, it’s painful to say the least. What’s worse is watching your joke, your quote, your original idea die from overexposure. You don’t know how it feels until you go through it yourself.
Person 1: ur gay

Person 2 (an intellectual): go commit die
by Thiccster Chief July 27, 2018
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Comment closer

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011
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Commitment

What crazy women try to trap unsuspecting men into. Women often use manipulating words and their sweet vag to get it. Having children is also an option. Bring your own condoms, get in, get off, and get out to avoid.
Jenna wanted commitment from MArk and trapped him by poking holes in the condom.
by Marcus-Aurelius July 27, 2010
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comminazi

a communist and a nazi, often self contradicting but his sole purpose is to destroy everything
by boris July 29, 2003
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