cold coffee

any dark cola poured in a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty

didn't you wash dishes? guess I'll drink cold coffee

by oneonone May 10, 2013

coffee nap

a nap induced by the consumption of copious amounts of coffee, typically the result of either incredibly high caffeine tolerance or exhaustion from such overinduldence

Man, I just slammed a french press and I'm totally wiped; time for a coffee nap.

by lawndart86 December 16, 2011

coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.

Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."

by i-preferpi April 29, 2010

coffee jew

Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.

"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."

"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"

by tadboinky August 19, 2013

coffee brandy

Allen's Coffee Brandy has been called both "the champagne of Maine" and "an epidemic."

At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in the state of Maine was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's Coffee Brandy.

by banjax October 26, 2013

coffee puck

1. The round pound of coffee grounds residue that you remove from your espresso maker.
2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.

"He seems like a Plato wannabe. What a coffee puck."

by roadkill August 26, 2005

Coffee Nazi

Person who's very existence is to correct spelling and grammar of others on internet. Most commonly found in coffee shops telling other patrons how they are Vegan and or gluten intolerant.

Bitch was all coffee nazi, telling me I'm to stupid to spell and I need grammar lessons.

by DanOgram June 12, 2018