Chinese Popsicle

The sexual act when the male sits in a buddha position(legs crossed) and the woman sits on his lap while on her period. Turning his genitals red, then she proceeds to give him oral sex.

So my girlfriend asked if we had a popsicle, so i gave her my famous Chinese Popsicle.

by FUNNYM4N August 20, 2011

chinese snooker

A Chinese snooker is where the cue ball in a game of snooker rests just in the pocket with the pocket cushion preventing the player being able to get a clear shot at the object ball - thus creating a snooker but not in the conventional sense of being snookered behind other balls.

Ian got lucky, the white ball ended up in a Chinese snooker so I ended up losing the game

by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013

Chinese Lapdance

The term given to describe the position when one is sitting on the bike backwards. Their arms are backwards on the handlebars, and their feet our on the peddles backwards. They continue to ride in this position. One who may pull this off is to be considered a hero of all bike riders.

He did the Chinese Lapdance all the way home, hoping to score some brownie points.

by Look at Mike Hawk June 3, 2011

Chinese burrito

An egg roll.

Damn man that chinese burrito was bomb!

by farcee December 18, 2012

chinese firecracker

Dude don't put wasabi on ur pecker .

Chinese firecracker. It hurt really bad when pour it on ur thingy

by watsabi March 10, 2008

Chinese Food

A code word for cocaine.

Hey, want some chinese food? I just went and picked some up.
OR...
I'm craving some Chinese food. Anybody know where I can get some grade A sustenance?

by Monkey Berry May 24, 2008

chinese pigs

a phrase or term used to describe someone or something that is cool, hip, and respected. It can also be used as a term to give out praise and recognition.

1) Yo Rebecca is lookin chinese pigs in that new sweater.
2) James' new shoes are very chinese pigs.
3) Yo Richie that prank you pulled in class was very chinese pigs.

by Abu Shnaf Shnaf August 13, 2006