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carrot lord

A person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick sometimes. It takes a while to break their outer shell to see their nice side
Hey bae i knew you liked me for my carrot lord tributes
by Aryec October 29, 2020
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Carrot Bite

When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot
"bro I was getting my dick sucked by this guy and he gave me a carrot bite"
by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023
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id carrot that

i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.

positively entertaining :)
boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that
by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017
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Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!
by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019
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carrot

The favorite animal of some people with down syndrome.
Teacher: What is your favorite animal Austin?
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.
by turbogiraffe February 17, 2022
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Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.
Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025
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