captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005

captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

by jakeisgay May 5, 2004

captain planet

The show even used some song from the New Kids on the Block as the ending theme. I believe the song was titled "Step by Step" or "Gonna Get to you Girl", or something like that.

Damn that Captain Planet cartoon was incredibly gay.

by bahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!! August 25, 2003

Captain Planet

A person who is always complaining about the enviroment and advising you to do something progressive or for the greater good.

"Hey, stop littering your twinkie wrappers!" "Take it easy, Captain Planet."

by bryan clopton April 14, 2007

Captain and his two privates

reference to the male phallus and gonads

"What happened to him?"
"He had his captain and two privates decommisioned yesterday."

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

captains parrot

when recieving head, you jizz in their eye then walk behing them and flop you dick on their shoulder and squack like a parrot

dude, this girl wasn't givin good head so i gave her the captains parrot

by Tyman March 25, 2008

Clutchitize me captain

A phrase used after you clutched and did something great last minute.

"Both teams need one more point to win!!"
"Got'em we won...Clutchitize me captain!!"

by jmanpsu November 13, 2009