Barbitious cow

Salty, or acitic. A loving, fun, close friend or person whom your has amused or anoyied you, or caused you fustation with but still love to death.

"hes such a barbitious cow...!"

by Jessica Schum October 17, 2008

mmmmmmmmmm cow

This cow that plays pranks on you

*Postman puts away letters*.
*cow does dance*
*postman looks behind*
*cow stops dancing*
Someone walking by: mmmmmmmmmm cow

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 4, 2021

hootie cows

Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.

Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.

by Sybil4 November 1, 2006

sled cow

Typically, a female who is considered slutty, but is unworthy of being desireable.

"Genine is such a sled cow."

by Devanshi February 10, 2005

angry cow

While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)

I gave my wife an angry cow this morning. She screamed so loud she woke the baby!

by Too tall May 26, 2014

Cow Sack

An insult used to describe a person who pissed you off. Or to describe a slut who's gonna get pregnant at an early age.

"Ugh, she's just never gonna give up! She such a cow sack!"

by Floshanda June 16, 2015

sniff the cow

take a serious chill pill man

“Jerry is being a real hot head today. He should go sniff the cows.”

by bens crusty toes August 17, 2021