buttcheese

The 'left overs' that run down the crack of a woman's ass and are left there for a period of time.

I couldn't go down on her because the butt cheese made me hurl.

by Festus Magurk September 22, 2003

butthole surfer

One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.

The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.

An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition

by Michael Cribabel December 12, 2008

butthole

see butt or your face

by You dont know me July 10, 2003

butthole game

A variation of the "penis game" where players progressively yell the word butthole in public locations. The player to yell it the loudest without getting "caught" is declared the winner. A player can also be declared a winner with a "GAME-SET-MATCH"; this is when a player yells the word butthole at such a high caliber and level that it can not be defeated by any other player.

(on a school bus playing butthole game...)

will: butthole
nick: BUTTHOLE
will: BUTTHOLE!
nick: (screaming like a girl) BUUUUTTTTTTHHHHHOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!
martin: game.... set.... match.....

by snare2 February 25, 2009

bulgarian buttcheese

When you are having sex with a girl and you leave your cum on her ass overnight until it hardens and then u scrap it off and u got some delicious cheese fit for any topping

I left some bulgarian buttcheese on my partner last night

by Sean Harrison June 15, 2007

Purple Butthole Syndrome

The sometimes after effects of anal but most notoriously doodoovoodoo where the area around the butthole is purple from bruising.

Note: most likely only occurs in women....and lady boys from Thailand.

Note2: call it PBS when around elders...they'll think your smart.

Tatum: Dude after that night of doodoovoodoo with Alayna I think I might have given her Purple Butthole Syndrome...should I worry about her?

Gary:No, she'll get over it...besides, she can't see it can she?

by MassaRee August 9, 2008

hamburger butthole

An anal sphincter that has been viciously abused by a horse cock until veins pop out resembling ground beef

Damn, cathy cornhole's can looks like a quarter pounder...yea she hates rice dick.... I'm gonna give my wife a hamburger butthole next time she wants to go eat at mcshit.

by mcfuckstick August 27, 2010