Ass Bagger

A grown man who smacks another grown man on the ass for the purpose of "motivation" or "congratulations". This man is most likely trapped in the closet.

I made a huge sale and my closet case boss totally gave me an ass bagger.

by Grantly July 25, 2006

boston tea bagging

verb(sexual(usually done with the pile driver): inserting your balls into her asshole, then put your cock into her pussy. After cumming, grab your dick and pull your nuts out of her asshole.

Last night i was boston tea bagging my girlfriend, after i pulled my nuts out of her asshole, i tea bagged her mouth so she can clean the shit off of my sack !

by steven l turner February 8, 2007

baggins

noun - a persons nut sack. see scrotum

leave my baggins alone

by swishrocski March 9, 2004

Taco Bagging

The Female equivalent of a Tea Bagging.

Dude the only girl in this game is Taco Bagging me!

by Ninja-Mage January 12, 2008

five bagger

she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger

That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008

three bagger

Slang for a triple in baseball.

Jimmy Rollins got another three bagger last night.

by David Angeli April 1, 2008

Waldo Baggins

Another forgotten member of the Baggins family. It is almost impossible to find him anywhere, unless you pull out your dong.

Where's Waldo you ask? He's pleasuring Gandalf at the moment, you will have to wait your turn.

by Miguel Cabrera April 15, 2005