obsessed ex boyfriend

a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.

Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on

by Madhatters November 28, 2006

Prick Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl for status and looks. Someone who has well rehersed charisma and knows exactly what to say and when to say it. But only becuase they pull that on many women. This person will know how to make a girl fall for him but doesnt really care as much about her as he leads her to believe. You often see these kinda guys wearing wankster clothing and have the 'look' that pretty much everyone else has. A real cookie-cutter person with no uniqueness whatsoever.

"hey! there is Jill and her prick boyfriend. Typical. She can't even see what a loser he is because he feeds her so much bullshit that she actually believes it all and finds him attractive because of it.

by sugargurl7 February 28, 2010

bad boyfriend

A man who doesnt act like he loves you, ignores you, calls you annoying, doesnt care when he makes you cry, hurts you and doesnt say sorry, puts you second to everything, askes to watch porn ALL the time even when he knos it HURTS you alot makes you feel like your not good enough and that your ugly and fat and then starts fights bout it and makes it sound like hes dateing the porn.. making it sound soo important to him...when the girl hes so called in love wit is supose to be the ONLY important thing in his life.

boy: can i watch porn?

girl: no your supose to be spending time wit me..

boy: but..i really want to watch it i need that "feeling".

girl: umm...is porn more important to you than me?

boy: no...your both important to me.

girl: ...-eyes start to tear up-

boy: can i watch it?
boy: pleaseeeee?!?

girl: -tears start going down her cheeks- no..i want to spend time wit you..not having you droolin over other girls..your being such a Bad Boyfriend..

boy: THATS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO WATCH PORN! *he doesnt even notice shes crying*


Guys are so blind.
They never notice there hurting the one girl who really loves them.

Dont let this happen to you..it really really hurts...=/

by xxReneeBabyxx February 13, 2009

My boyfriend

The best guy I've met. He's nice, funny, and charming.

"Wow her boyfriend is awesome!"
"I know, she must be in love.
"I wish he'd hold hands with me!"
"Go away. He's my boyfriend"

by GABBOFlamingo February 10, 2010

Tissue Boyfriend

Name for multiple consecutive relationships lasting 1 day to 2 months resulting in partners seemingly being "used and thrown away" like tissues.

Girl 1: Can you believe it? Karen broke up with Steve and is now dating Jared! That's like her third boyfriend in 6 months!

Girl 2: What do you know? Just another "Tissue Boyfriend".

by tissuenumberone January 9, 2011

so boyfriend

A boy who reminds you of a boyfriend. Ex. A boy who is everything you want in a boyfriend (if he’s bae)

“He is so boyfriend, I need to ask him out”

by alexachungstagram January 18, 2023

National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)

Show your perfect cute Boobies to your boyfriend every day
P.S. Don't forget your thicc Bootie and perfect Smile

National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)

by Boyfriend 😉 October 17, 2019