Bored Bang

When you have sex with someone because there is nothing else to do.

Jack and Jill bored banged during their self-quarantine and now they have a corona baby on the way.

by CRM2020 March 16, 2020

Bored token

Someone or something you use or talk to in times of bordem

Kieran: aww so you want this covo to hold i feel so honoured

Kotryna: idc tbh im kinda bored so

Kieran: so im your bored token wowww

Kotryna: what no (sarcastically)

by Fds7 May 19, 2020

BORED

When someone is so tired that they just want to commit sewer slide and leave this plane of existence.

JACOB: dude I'm so BORED
JAMES: Then just commit SEWERSLIDE
JACOB: I'll give it a try.

by THEPIPESARECALLING November 16, 2021

Bored

Meaning: To have no life.
Used as. . . .a verb or adjective.

To be bored, I am bored,
My life is an endless pit of nothingness I shall wander until the end of my pitiful days.

by lulu1111111111 November 1, 2021

boring meeting

When the most interesting things are me, myself and I or a "Don't Get Molested" video.

This is a boring meeting.

by Mr Neo Anderson May 21, 2017

Im bored

Send help! im bOrEd

Mayday im bord.

"Becky left me to do this thing all by myself, im bored, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by look in the tags November 21, 2018

Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.

Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"

by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020