Monkey Boobs

A Girl with Monkey Looking Boobs

Hey Babe, You have monkey boobs.

by K2theb24 February 12, 2009

boobs

TITS TITS ITS ALL BOUT' THA TITS ZOMFG AHHHHHHHH MASSIVE FUCKING TITS!

Following on from this, The breasts (boobs) of a female mammal’s body contain the mammary glands, which secrete milk used to feed infants. Zoologists point out that no female mammal other than the human has breasts of comparable size when not lactating and that humans are the only primate that have permanently swollen breasts.

Student: Hello sir. Have a good weekend?

Lecturer: XDXDXD BOOBS MATE! WOOOOOOPOW XDXDXD

Student: Fair enough O_O'

Lecturer: *dances wildly*

Female: stfu craka

by woooopa woop December 14, 2008

Boobs

A hypnotic set of meat used to tame or entice a wild man

Wife: get me a drink

Husband:no
Wife:(shows boobs)
Husband:yes I will be one sec

by I’m 12 and I’m on this app July 31, 2019

Friday Boobs

The Act of receiving an email on a Friday from a co-worker containing a large selection of fap worthy tit shots

Hippy: its almost time guys

Team: Time for what Hippy??

Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!

Hippy: its almost time guys

Team: Time for what Hippy??

Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!

by cdawggg June 5, 2014

Blue collar boobs

When one saves up money through hard work to purchase fake breasts.

Did you see Leanne. She finally got her blue collar boobs after years of savings

by 1243gbhsf April 7, 2017

Fruity Boobs

To lather a womans breasts with fruity pebble infused butter. The next step involves licking it off in a sexual manner.

"Oh man, last night my girlfriend gave me some fruity boobs for dessert!"

by synchronized October 21, 2011

Boobs

Proof that the great Lord is real. Boobs are wonderful things that await men to touch it. Boobs are also the face of a Women. If the Women is flat, or her breast aren't big enough, she has no face at all.

Yo, that prostitute I picked up last night had THE lagest boobs I have ever seen in my life.

by Wowwie September 8, 2007