boner buns

The act of chilling with your boner invetwren your girls buns; pleasurable for both parties; often a precursor to sex

"Hey babe, wanna boner buns my morning wood?" -male "babe I want you to boner buns me before bed" -female

by Yonks6 July 12, 2017

mom boner

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.

Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.

by Old Barney July 18, 2017

ocean boner

A submarine

Once the Ocean Boner pulled into port, all the Seamen rushed out on leave.

by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017

tinder boner

The mini chub we all get while swiping the sexual depths of Tinder.

I can't swipe at the bar anymore because of my tinder boner

by MomoneyMisa January 9, 2018

bear boner

A fat ass cock

That guy had a bear boner

by RetroGaming January 11, 2018

Boner Chills

a sensation of cold accompanied by shivering related to arousal during physical contact and blood rush to the sexual organs resulting in a half chub. Unrelated to cold chills or fear based chills.

Dude, she was rubbing my cock in the coffee shop and gave me boner chills. I almost knocked over the coffee with my half chub.

by SexDr69 October 10, 2017

intellectual boner

when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain

yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.

by crambup October 15, 2017