intellectual boner

when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain

yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.

by crambup October 15, 2017

boner slime

ejaculate and/or jizz

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix

by iamhellcat March 14, 2014

Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.

Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?

by BonerChicken November 23, 2018

Boner Chills

a sensation of cold accompanied by shivering related to arousal during physical contact and blood rush to the sexual organs resulting in a half chub. Unrelated to cold chills or fear based chills.

Dude, she was rubbing my cock in the coffee shop and gave me boner chills. I almost knocked over the coffee with my half chub.

by SexDr69 October 10, 2017

Thought Boner

A rock hard idea.

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"

by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011

Disapproval Boner

A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.

As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.

"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."

by Yes, *that* Essence May 2, 2014

boner puppet

A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.

Yo that girl's my boner puppet. She'll do anything I ask just so I fuck her after.

by bonerpuppetpatrol July 12, 2017