by MomoneyMisa January 9, 2018

by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.
Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017

The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.
She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
by shnummy August 1, 2012

Sadistic mixture of pleasure and pain that results from workplace challenges, most commonly experienced by an administrator.
Man, my director’s suffer boner is so big right now because of all these Covid mitigation measures. He has to push it around in a wheelbarrow.
by D.O. Homo February 28, 2022

When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.
Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!
Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!
Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!
by Wifeyoftheday February 28, 2013

As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.
by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018
