Bloody hell

Typically English phrase, still used a lot today and personally my favourite saying. It's pronounced 'bloody ell'. Should not be used by any other nationality.

"I'm sorry but you'll have to wait until next week to see the bank manager..." "oh bloody hell" *angry face*

by MsSocialist April 20, 2007

bloody maria

A tequila and tomato juice based cocktail. Simply put, a bloody mary with tequila instead of vodka.

1 part tequila
3 parts tomato juice
6 drops lemon juice
two drops tabasco sauce
pinch of celery salt
pinch of garlic salt

Serve with a celery stick over large ice cubes. Works great as a hangover antidote.

by Bugsy August 11, 2005

bloody danish

when a bitch is sucking your dick and you cum in her face and punch her in the nose

i gave the prostatute a bloody danish after she bit my foreskin

by natas June 16, 2003

Bloody Walrus

Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.

Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.

by Tartanian Shmeckley April 9, 2008

booby sex

Aka titty fucking

Using boobs for sex by thrusting your penis between them. Booby sex

by Boobs1982 November 1, 2013

bloopy

The act of receiving cunnilingus while taking a poop. The female equivalent of a grumpkin. Although difficult to imagine, a pulley system should do the trick.

Last night I was with this girl who slipped me a roofy. I was awoken by some sort of pulley system which harnessed me over her twat by my legs. She forced me to give her a bloopy as she held a gun to my cock. Boy that sucked.

by Secularity November 10, 2008

bloody hellfire

General expression of shock or amazement. First known use was at the Fitzwilliam Hunt.

Bloody hellfire! I can't believe Catherine Zeta-Jones married Michael Douglas..

by fitz_foxhunter September 8, 2008