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Blonde bum

Someone's anus after having it bleached
Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!
by 40z4lyf3 May 21, 2017
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Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish
“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine
by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023
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Dumb blonde

Dumb Blonde is the definition of a dumb girl who either has blonde hair, or dyed her hair blonde.
The dumb blonde tripped over herself.
by 'suppeeps March 31, 2021
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blonde twunk

Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.
1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.
by twinkbottomboy November 26, 2024
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Blonde Steve

A negative force who will want everyone, and I mean everyone want to turn heterophobic. He is a sort of teenage mail Karen.
Fucking Blonde Steve, I hate Blonde Steve.”
by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021
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Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!
“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”
by apokalypz May 14, 2025
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Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.
Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?
by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023
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