Bikering

A kinky hardcore sexual practice in which a man sits on a bicycle seat with his cock out while controlling the pedals and a woman sits on and rides his cock while controlling the handlebars, so they can ride the bike together while doing anal. It is recommended that the man holds the handlebars as well in order to avoid falling from the bike.

Man: C'mon, honey, it's time for our morning exercise marathon.
Woman: *moan* But I woke up so horny...
Man: Same actually.
Woman: How about we start with some bikering then?
Man: Sure. Hop on me and let's go,

by virilebruhmmer March 17, 2020

baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020

Baiter

Someone who baits his teammates and has no remorse or concept of the consequences of his/her actions. Often times similar to the way a fish can be baited, the baiter allows his teammates to go in front and take the majority of the damage. This term was popularized in the video-game Counter Strike: Global Offensive and by the E-Sports gaming clan WeBeatFish.

Jesse baited his teammates on round 21 of the match. Therefore he is a baiter.

by jesussucksbigripeboobies May 24, 2020

bierdurscht

Is superb and healthy thirst for beer. Typically rising at the onset of winter to get trough the cold with a good snack 'veschper' of bread and sausage. A bierdurscht should be moderate but routinely.

A goo(u)d(e) bierdurscht is something marvelous.

by bananaburp June 23, 2020

bietrn

Someone that has dumb-bitchides

This girl is bietrn

by StinkyFeets420 June 24, 2020

Biker

Biker: noun; Someone who rides a motorcycle, typically with short exhaust pipes so that they will be noticed by everyone within earshot because they are extremely insecure. This insecurity is typically further indicated by the need to travel in large groups, where everyone wears identical clothing, and mask their insecurities by attempting to bully and intimidate otherwise decent people.

"Did you hear that excessively loud motorcycle go by? I feel so sorry for that poor Biker."

by M. T. Bottle July 22, 2020

baiter

Resumingly, Autistic Fucker As Evil Looking As Lordfarquaad, Visibly Enjoying Sexwithporfas.

OMG, this gay is such a baiter.

by Trapaceiro July 24, 2020