Our first REAL black president, unlike that poser Obama. Born into poverty in the deep south (Arkansas), had an affair with a fat white woman (Monica Lewinsky), played jazz music (saxophone), and loved him his KFC and McDonalds.

During his campaign, Bill Clinton received much support from the African-American communities, for obvious reasons.

Bill Clinton by Colder September 19, 2011

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Bill Frist

Senator from my home state. The only doctor in the Senate. Is a champion of the free market, individual rights, and sound economic policy. Has his eye on the presidency for 2008.

The only doctor in the Senate, Bill Frist, votes pro-life.

Bill Frist by Watchdog March 7, 2005

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Bill Bradley

A Canadian Dinosaur. He's got a cowboy hat.

Soon-to-be internets legend. Search for the user TyrannoJack on youtube or look for William Bradley on Last.fm - you can get 5 songs for free off there!

Also a ladies man and extremely delicious. Get him now before he becomes too popular!

Aww, he's so adorable bonking that cat! That Bill Bradley is a genius. I'd do 'im.

Bill Bradley by Avid WAS fan April 3, 2008

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