Bearded Bitch-tit

(n.) Beer-did bich-tit

The limpid, pale, hair-covered mammaries of a bearded male-bitch who has been suckled too long by his mother, thus resulting in him exhibiting a pussy-like demeanor when placed in any social situation.

See under: bitch, pussy, tit, hairy, beard

Emily: Ughh I can’t take Raffi’s whiny ass anymore!

Dara: For fuck’s sake he needs to stop being such a bearded bitch-tit and grow a pair.

by nignogz8990 November 2, 2010

Comment beard

The often uncontrolled growth of amusing, cruel and ignorant visitor comments that appears at the end of items on news blogs, YouTube videos, etc.

Did you read the comment beard on the Washington Post website's announcement of Quinn Bradlee's marriage? Vicious!

by airbagmoments June 15, 2010

pooky bear

a nickname for your cat or boyfriend

"Do you want wet food pooky bear?"

by TitsMgee April 25, 2006

ass beard

The pubic hair of the anus region

I might plat my ass beard

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Bear hunting with a switch

1) Impossible
2) Frightening

"Selling this customer is like bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"

by Mattake2 March 16, 2008

Bear Trappers Hat

A name for a more hairier than normal Vagina

It's like a rip in a bear trappers hat!

by Eightieth Gnome February 5, 2012

Vacation Beard

When a normally clean shaven fellow lets his facial hair grow the entire week he is on vacation in an attempt to see:
A) How long it will grow

B) How long he will last before it itches so much he has to shave it off

A) Ben was very proud of his vacation beard that he kept until monday morning before his first day back at work.

B) Ben's vacation beard only lasted until Thursday, when the itching became too much and he had to shave it off.

by JayBeeL November 4, 2009