Mexican Sponge Bath

When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.

Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"

Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"

Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"

Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."

by FakeSandwich December 6, 2012

California Shower Bath

When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.

Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.

by They Shoot Pigs, Don't They? March 22, 2010

marinara bath

Sex in a bathtub filled with marinara sauce, usually when fucked bloody like marinara sauce

Girl: that guy over there gave me a marinara bath last night...it was bloody and he used it for pasta too.

by ayyyyyshowmedemoney September 13, 2014

whore bath

When you don't really have time to take a shower or when you just wake up and need to not look so nasty before going out to smoke a cigarette. or if you're just a wore in a gas station with a wash cloth or roll of toilet paper trying to get clean.

Go in the bathroom and take you a whore bath before coming to the breakfast table.

I wont be long, ill just take me a whore bath real quick.

Can we stop here at this Exxon so I can freshen up mo'foker.

by Man.On.House March 24, 2016

mexican bird bath

when you run into the bathroom while you lady/man is taking a bath and take a shit in the tub while they are in it

i gave my bitch a mexican bird bath yesterday. she didntlike it too much

by stubbz420 November 8, 2010

Go home and have a bath

An insult/really crappy comeback when non chavs talk to chavs (however this only works with the chavs who say they aren't chavs though, all the other ones will just hit you)

Jakky G:Don't talk to me you chav!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrr go home and have a bath!!

Jakky G:Go listen to that noise you listen to that you think is music!!

by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008

man bubble bath

when a girl is showered by a mans milky man glue.

ill hit you with my man bubble bath
i ll hit you with my man glue

*splat* johnny comed on my face,its like a man bubble bath

by john really brown September 23, 2006