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American Bastardo

A rich fucker that acts like they’re in England to assert and brag about the pure piles of cash they have lying around, and the 50 pound notes they wipe their asses with.
Lacey: “Anyone going out today?”
Hattie: “Yeah man, i’ll head over soon”
Oliver: “Your in America you american bastardo”
by Bojo183926 April 17, 2022
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Ugly Bastard

A character that is revolting that grope and finger fuck an anime school girl, a teacher or a house wife in doujin and hentai. A character that has a shiny bald head, an shaggy gut, one tooth in his mouth and usually smell like greasy modly garbage that force themselves onto anime girl victims.

Don't worry usually in these doujin and hentai the female character wind up adore being touched by a ugly bastard and becomes a mindless cumdumpster.

It's a very popular hentai tag.
An ugly bastard is a freak in hentai that forcefully plow an anime girl.
by Worldgonetococo June 10, 2022
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Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.
A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.
by theSinWack June 9, 2023
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the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.
Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it
by viddie July 16, 2008
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Ass holin' bastard

An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.

This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.

Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.

They also always remain a bastard.
"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"

"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017
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big fat bastard

Sesh lord, super skinny and funny. All round a good chick.
Do you follow Georgia on Instagram? She is such a big fat bastard
by Gageh April 19, 2020
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Fuck Shite Bastard

A phrase used by Leitrim culchies when they make a mistake or hurt themselves.
Eamon: hai soft lad hand me that there board like a hood man.
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt
by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020
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