A backseat banger is someone who was invited to a threesome but doesnt do anything but sit in a corner to tell the other guy what to do, similar to a backseat driver.
Girl: should we invite Jeff to our house for a threesome?
Guy: no, I've heard that he is such a "backseat banger" ong
Guy: no, I've heard that he is such a "backseat banger" ong
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Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
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Smart Lesbian: My Bangers? It’s so I can make my girlfriend cum without ripping her insides out
Straight uneducated girl: oh…
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