2nd Bachelor Party Redux

2nd Bachelor Party Redux: An event thrown for a groom-to-be who missed out on the traditional bachelor festivities within the one-year window before his wedding. However, there's a twist: the groom foots the bill for all attendees as payback for their generosity during the initial celebration. It's a chance for the groom to make up for lost time and show appreciation to his friends, albeit with his wallet taking a hit.

After realizing his wedding was just around the corner and he hadn't yet celebrated with his friends, Mark decided to throw a 2nd Bachelor Party Redux, where he footed the bill for all attendees as a token of gratitude for their support and generosity during his first bash.

by Captain27 May 10, 2024

Bluetooth Banshee

When following a long night of debauchery, someone goes to masturbate by watching pornography on their phone, not realizing that their phone is still connected to the giant Bluetooth speaker downstairs. The result is a stream of terrifying screams that awakes all others in the home and immediately induces fear and bewilderment.

After a long night of partying, Wally went to rub one off and watching a video on his phone. Not hearing any volume, Wally was puzzled but focused on the task at hand. Down the hall Roberto was awaken in terror to the sounds of the Bluetooth Banshee coming from the speaker downstairs.

by Duber74 December 1, 2024

Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner

Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.

by King_rar March 8, 2025

Estrogen Banshee

A woman so over fueled and bursting with estrogen energy that they will give you 110% drama 110% of the time.

Bob: did you see how angry shiela was on her period bro?
Bobby: yeah man she was being such a estrogen banshee
Bob: harsh man, pass the joint.

by MumblesEats June 22, 2025

Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.

- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.

by IKnowEverythingInTheWorld May 22, 2017

30 husband bachelorette

A female polygamist who's about to marry 30 fuckin husbands.

Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019

Chris The Bachelor

The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).

Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.

Chris The Bachelor is an incel

by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020