The Law of Averages

The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.

Q: Gun control doesn’t work!

A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.

Q: 2nd amendment!

A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).

Q: The government is not taking my guns away!

A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.

Q: Government will not control me!

A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?

Q: Yes?

A: The Law of Averages!

by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013

Greenwich Avenue

Greenwich Avenue is THE place to shop in Greenwich, where everything-- and I do mean EVERYTHING-- is $20.00 up to at least a Mill. It's one of the only places on earth where you have a Starbucks, a Wishlist, a Saks, and at least three jewelers all within three blocks of each other.

Greenwich Avenue also has strong seperation between the parties. The preps hang in the middle of "the Ave", near Starbucks and Wishlist. The ghetto kids hang near the Railroad Ave movie theater, where there are two pizza places within walking distance. The outcast/ normal kids hang in the park in the center of "the Ave".

So the next time you are looking to spend thousands of dollars in one day, whether it be on food, clothing, or jewelry, come visit Greenwich, and hang on "the Ave".

Lauren- Hey Tay, wanna go to Greenwich Avenue? We can visit Tiffany and buy some new platinum bracelets together!
Taylor- Yeah sure... But wait! My guy already bought me a necklace with diamonds and sapphires from Steven B. Fox! Wanna go to Wishlist and spend our $200 there?
Lauren- Sure! Then we can go hang at Starbucks with Nina and Kaleigh!

by Miss Tay May 2, 2006

Average Jane

The female version of an "average Joe". A girl that's rather plain and doesn't stand out in a large crowd.

Girl #1: Omg! That girl in our second period is sooo plain, like geez all she does is listen to the Top 10 hits playlist and watch gossip girl!
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.

by lordwussycat June 18, 2015

avery

awesome in every way, amazing at hockey, popular and someone everyone likes everyone wants to be that kid

I wish I was named Avery

by HockeyCat9999 May 2, 2016

Avena

A girl raised in the hood with a strict upbringing and an understanding of the importance of a good education, family oriented and work always comes before relationships with guys, loves rap but is also very cultured overall Avena is everyone’s fam

Aw your such an Avena

by LilKenzi December 15, 2017

Lesbian Avengers

A 'Direct Action' gay rights advocacy group, whose activities range from the sane and revolutionary; marches on washington or protest and advocacy marches for the advancement of gay people, to the very INsane: attacking their targets with what would seem like campaign slogans taken too literally and way out of context. One example would be their attempt to boycott the U.S. state of Colorado for passing homophobic laws. One of their subsequent actions for this campaign was to raid the offices of "Self" magazine and let loose a "plague of roaches" (46 boxes of crickets) and storm the secretary desk to make a phone call to the police saying "There are dykes in the building!" after Self had planned an executive meeting to take place in the state of Colorado. They can be compared to the Civil Rights group, the Black Panthers, in the sense of their means to obtain the rights they deserve. They are to GLAAD as PETA is to the ASPCA.

We don't fuck around. We're lesbian avengers!!

by c;afmorel;szngroiaelhjgkv December 24, 2010

Aveposter

A Spammer. Such as those who talk pure nonsense on internet forums, internet communities or IRC. Or those who flood IRC channels with Nonsense, or Spam.

"Holy Cow! HighWater just posted 5,000 pornographic links on the IGN Forums! That Aveposter!"

by Drew Moore November 29, 2003