Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?
Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake
Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation
( Boy leaves room)
Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake
Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation
( Boy leaves room)
by Sexydimma October 29, 2017
The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur.
by The Actual Urban One July 06, 2014
Someone who usually provides terrible ideas during a time of urgency when a real idea or plan must be forged. These ideas tend to be very poorly thought out and simple but the pee snake thinks very hard and the idea seems very good to their simple mind. Pee snakes also perform certain actions without considering other factors involved such as trying to spit out of a closed window and wiping prior to defacating. The pee snake will usually become angered if you inform them of their stupidity.
Guy driving: "Dude if your gonna throw up do it out the window."
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"
by Jeff honk September 13, 2010
A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.
by sexysnowbird August 02, 2009
another word for snitch
by uknown hustler November 15, 2013
Slang for penis and is meant to imply that the referenced member is a delicious treat to be appreciated by others.
by Ganga-day June 20, 2009
"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"
"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."
"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."
by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023