Parents

One thing that harry Potter doesn't have (I'm going to azkaban for this one)

He saw his parents on the mirror of erised.

by Emma_1 January 2, 2021

co-parent-in-law

Child-in-law's parent.

co-parent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy

mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*

by Sussy God September 22, 2021

petty parents

annoying parents who think everything has to be completely perfect no matter what the cost. they often will get mad or start fights over the smallest things ever. basically karens.

smth petty parents would say: "{insert name of child}, nooooooooo, its not perfectttttttt" or smth like that idk lol

by omi. December 12, 2022

The Parental Scold

When you mess up as a kid and your parent says, "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" and somehow makes your mistake sound worse.

"I showed up drunk after a high school party once and got the Parental Scold from my dad. It felt worse than my hangover"

by The JBZ September 21, 2022

Seesaw parenting

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.

Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting

by jondres February 13, 2022

Parent memes

Old ass 2010-2012 Facebook memes that your cringey ass white parents show you to make them seem cool but you cringe instead

Mom: *shows pic of a funny face with a white font typed over it*
Kid: oh god parent memes *cringe*

by RandomURBANDICTIONARYposter July 1, 2019