straight as parallel 

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

straight as parallel by skinnySinner January 13, 2015

like such as and 

phrase used to relate specific examples to an overlying concept or idea in order to provide supporting evidence to that idea

Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Response: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or er should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

like such as and by Miss South Carolina October 1, 2007

busy as a cat burying shit 

Very very busy

Don't bother him he's busy as a cat burying shit.

busy as a cat burying shit by Blake November 12, 2002

Stoked as a goat

1. Stoked to the uppermost degree.
2. Something is going well and you're feeling the need to express you're enthusiasm at it's sucess.

1. On a good day you say "I'm stoked as a goat!"
2. Situation example: You've just done some particuarly nice welds and the girder is properly solid as an ox. So you say: "Ahhhhh, Stoked as a goat!"

Stoked as a goat by DuneFish January 31, 2004

sure as a pickle 

Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.

Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.

Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.

Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.

sure as a pickle by Rolls With Pickles August 4, 2009

sick as fuck 

somthing that is awsome

dude, that game is sick as fuck

sick as fuck by DJ Jim-E August 16, 2009

Suave as hell 

A person who is chiller than hell, just an all around cool cat. They are usually complete bros and bosses, and they run the shit.

Scott: I'm the Boss of all Bosses.

Rachel: There goes Scott, suave as hell as always.

Suave as hell by suaveitup April 7, 2011