Anus-juice-douchebag - the absolute lowest semblance of a bottom feeding human being. AJD. A living person who is a tall thin rubber bag that contains so much anal-juice that there is no room for a brain.
Since Trump, lacks any trace of a moral compass, that makes him the first anus-juice-douchebag (AJD) to be US president.
by Arnold Haffers May 24, 2018
Get the anus-juice-douchebag (AJD)mug. Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.
by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016
Get the my anus is wide open for youmug. 1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!
2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!
2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!
by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016
Get the Tickle my anus and call me Samanthamug. by fat sealandish fish March 16, 2023
Get the i have chicken nuggs in my anusmug. THIS MEANS YOUR ANUS SMELLS LIKE SHIZNIT BIZZNITCH stinky poopy anus
everyones butthole smells like shiznit even people who wipe their rectum 50 times
everyones butthole smells like shiznit even people who wipe their rectum 50 times
big man adamsis sphinctor muscle is stinkalicous
yo saggy but stinky anus terds that smell like shiznit 5 is the best
MEEMEECEE MEEMEECEE
yo saggy but stinky anus terds that smell like shiznit 5 is the best
MEEMEECEE MEEMEECEE
by pantera September 20, 2004
Get the YOUR ANUS SMELLS LIKE SHIZNIT BIZZNITCHmug. Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!
Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!
Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!
by A pseudonym March 13, 2005
Get the oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?mug. One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
Get the flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliffmug.